Thursday, October 06, 2005

Petition to end Petitoners

I got accosted a few days ago by petitioners wanting me to...well...sign petitons.

You know, it's one thing to set up a desk out in the open and ask for peitions, but to go up to people who are chatting, eating, or are otherwise busy, and have them sign your goddamn petition is totally bogus.

That being said, Here are some things you can do:

1. You can't sign a petition if you're not registered to vote, so just say you're not registered to vote.
2. If they push it, say you are registered to vote, just not in your county.
3. Talk in a foreign language. If you don't know any, just make one up.

It's a good thing to sign petitions, but remember, petitions are nothing. You have to go to the source and yell at them.
A petition isn't going to solve anything. It's just a tool.

If you're a petitoner, let people come to you. Don't go into other people's personal spaces. It makes me automatically think NOT to sign your damn thing anyway.


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